How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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