- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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