Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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