What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Justin Bieber.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Who is it?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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