- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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