- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Heskey time.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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