- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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