What would Muhammed do?

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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I love you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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