- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

rent a cops

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Women's rights

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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