- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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