how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Anti Joke

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