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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I had a submarine.... once

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

whats black and large -me

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

diarrhea.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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