why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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