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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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