- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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