Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

thumb_up thumb_down +25

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +25

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops