- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

I like touching my boobs

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

The game.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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