world society

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

i just wrote this so hard

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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