What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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