Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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