Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Poker face

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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