one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

. . I am a whale

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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