Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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