- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Rebecca Black

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Mitt Romney

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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