Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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this is not a drill.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Hi.

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Smelly Indians.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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