- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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