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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A sober Irish individual.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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