- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A seal walks into a club.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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