whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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