- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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