How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Atheism

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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dead dibbs

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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the bible

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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