- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

-knock knock! -doors open

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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