A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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