- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

The Labour Party.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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