If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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