- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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