What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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