Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Internet Explorer

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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