- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How come anti jokes r funny

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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