- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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