Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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