- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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