I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Neil is a reterd.

you suck

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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