why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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