- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

did you stub your toe?

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