Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Ms Leong Sux

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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