Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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You bumder!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Barack Obama.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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