Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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The truth is he loves her!!

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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