How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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