Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Smelly Indians.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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