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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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