- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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