- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Steve Jobs is alive.

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