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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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