whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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