knock knock There's no door

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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you suck

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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