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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

AIDS

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Roses are red Im adopted

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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