Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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I'm Polish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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I was once a hamster.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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