- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

su algato es en fuego

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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