Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

I was once a hamster.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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how much fish could a chicken

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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