- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

The truth is he loves her!!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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