A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

I like touching my boobs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

The game.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Tall asians

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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