- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

School

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

I read the terms of service.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

9/11.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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