- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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