A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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rent a cops

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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