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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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