- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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