How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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