Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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The EPA.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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