Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

guess what what ...

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What do you call an arab ?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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