- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

No soap radio

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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