- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

N-E Pats never cheated

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

12 niqqa 12.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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