How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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