- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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