- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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