What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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