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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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