Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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