- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

An Aisian failed a test

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is green and slow Grass.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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