- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Knock Knock? Come in.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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