Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

knock knock There's no door

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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