- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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