children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

where's mom I killed her

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why didn't he finish his

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

who do we all like george goodburn

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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