- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What is the name of the car? What

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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