- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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