- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Neither have I

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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