- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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