- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Women's rights.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Barack Obama.

Thats what she said

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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