A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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