Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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