What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Misner is a twat.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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