- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

whats black and strange a paki

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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