- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what is 3+3= 8

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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