- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Pickles are powerful

A Mormon walks into a bar

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Terry has ebola

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Connor is homo

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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