- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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