Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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NEVER

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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