- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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