- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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