- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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