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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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