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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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