- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

- Helen Keller

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

I like poop in my butt

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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