- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Get some flipping new jokes people

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Patriarchy.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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