What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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