Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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