- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Abortion.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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