What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Two planes walk into an office building

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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