What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Go away still nothing to see

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Smeg...

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

You know what's catchy? A cold

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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