What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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