- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

I'm gay.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A hill billy went fishing

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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