- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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