- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Sloths

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A gay man watches football.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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