- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

knock knock come in !

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Guess what? You guessed it.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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